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“I’M JOHN McCAIN, AND I APPROVE THIS ATTACK ON ARUGULA”

I thought it was silly to Swift Boat the innocent salad green at this point and at this point, but here we are, with just three months left before the national election, and arugula has become still more menacing to its detractors. It’s now Willie Horton, Gennifer Flowers, and Thomas Eagleton’s electroshock therapy all rolled up in one. Per this release from Rick Davis, McCain’s campaign manager, we learn that “Only celebrities like Barack Obama... worry about the price of arugula.”

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