Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska and the G.O.P. nominee for vice president, has five children. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig.

Bristol, 17, is currently expecting her first child. The father-to-be, also Bristol’s husband-to-be, is named Levi.

I predict that the unborn child will be given one of the ten names listed below. I am inviting you to pick which name Bristol and Levi will give their child. You are also welcome to submit your own write-in prediction of what the child’s name will be. The reader who selects correctly from my list or writes in the name closest in spirit and phonetic ethos to the name that Bristol and Levi actually pick will win a complete autographed set of all four Snob’s Dictionary books. Write to me at david at davidkamp dot com with your pick or suggestion. Remember, this contest continues to run even if Gov. Palin and Senator McCain lose in the general election and the Palins are no longer a national news story come the birthin’.


If the baby is a boy, he will be named...

1. DeWalt
2. Deere
3. Flintlock
4. Trout
5. Toughskin

If the baby is a girl, she will be named...

1. Bering
2. Sniper
3. Makita
4. Wrangler
5. Cannery

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